September 23, 2005

Insult Monger!!

This has got to be the most funny site I've come across in ages...
Learn how to abuse people in hundreds of languages ..and how!!!

The best part of the site is probably the "random generator" feature which generates text designed to entertain everyone save the intended recipient ,of course, here's a snatch..enjoy!!...:

Courtesy http://www.insultmonger.com

You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Who am I kidding? You would.

Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?